2017 Archive: Wonder Woman
Why was the holiday so “wonderful”? Because Gal Gadot proved that a golden lasso and a shield are the only accessories you need to save… Read More »2017 Archive: Wonder Woman
2017 Classic: The Choice
“Should we invest in Ethereum or Ripple?” “How about we invest in ‘Paying the Rent’?” Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner… Read More »2017 Classic: The Choice
2016 Classic: The 2016 Icon
One, but they do it while checking their ‘Musical.ly’ notifications and drinking a ‘LaCroix’. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer… Read More »2016 Classic: The 2016 Icon
2015 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Viola Davis? For a performance so powerful it made the actual “How to Get Away with Murder” law students look like they were in… Read More »2015 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
2014 Archive: The Frozen “Let It Go” (Year 2)
Why did the HR manager snap? Because she heard a “Let It Go” parody about “Let the Budget Go” for the 1,000th time. Part of… Read More »2014 Archive: The Frozen “Let It Go” (Year 2)
2014 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Megan Fox? For Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, where her acting was even flatter than the pizzas the turtles were eating. Part of the 36 Razzie… Read More »2014 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress
2014 Classic: The Netflix “Still No Best Drama” Joke
Why did House of Cards lose again? Because Frank Underwood apparently didn’t count the votes as effectively as he counted his enemies in D.C. Part… Read More »2014 Classic: The Netflix “Still No Best Drama” Joke
2012 Classic: The Folder Navigation
Why was the manager lost? He clicked “SkyDrive” and realized his files were in a “Sky” that was different from his “iCloud Sky.” Part of… Read More »2012 Classic: The Folder Navigation
2012 Archive: The Benghazi Controversy
Why was the White House so defensive? Because in an election year, a “Crisis” is just another word for “The Other Side’s Newest Commercial.” Part… Read More »2012 Archive: The Benghazi Controversy
2012 Classic: The Landing of “Curiosity” (Part 2)
Why was the “Mohawk Guy” at NASA a star? Because he proved that you can work for the government and still have a cool haircut,… Read More »2012 Classic: The Landing of “Curiosity” (Part 2)