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2012 Archive: The Benghazi Controversy

Why was the White House so defensive? Because in an election year, a “Crisis” is just another word for “The Other Side’s Newest Commercial.”

Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lycos_Dog05/18/2001 21:41Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@ICQ_Flower05/10/2005 22:14The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher08/07/2011 05:18I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Winamp_Playlist08/03/2009 08:59Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Uncle_Rico_9806/08/2003 11:59I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Spawn_Camper_J07/02/1996 19:27I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Everquest_Solo06/18/2011 07:09Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@Mondo_Media_X09/02/2004 22:30Top tier web animation humor!

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