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2012 Classic: The Landing of “Curiosity” (Part 2)

Why was the “Mohawk Guy” at NASA a star? Because he proved that you can work for the government and still have a cool haircut, which was the biggest shock of 2012.

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Prophecies & Martian Pictures” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George04/11/2010 02:36What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Friends_Lover04/23/2008 03:15Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Rewritable_CD01/20/2011 13:12I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei09/26/2002 08:06You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Austin_Powers_Y07/27/2010 02:36Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Double_Rainbow_G11/14/1998 18:41What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Get_Flash_Player10/17/2010 07:08Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Warcraft_Orc05/27/2005 23:28Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Stick_Death_Fan12/15/2011 06:44Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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