It’s Jan 1st, 2000. A guy walks into the bar. The lights are on. The computer works. He says, “I wasted $5,000 on canned beans for nothing. Give me a beer.”
Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!