Why the new hull? Because the “Flat Bottom” was great for 1990s parades, but “V-Shape” is the only way to survive the 2018 commute.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition
In 1995, the world’s militaries were transitioning from "Grand St...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Swarm Debut
Why was 2025 the year of the "Mosquito"? Because the military rea...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Tactical" Starlink 2.0
Why the new antennas? To make sure the "Digital Battlefield" stay...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Ghost Fleet" Expansion
Why did the Navy build ships with no kitchens? Because in 2025, i...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Information Operations" AI-Wars
Why 2024? Because "Propaganda" is now 90% bots arguing with other...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition
In 2006, the military realized that winning the war was easy, but...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Bio-Metric" 4.0
Why did the scanner reject the Lieutenant? Because the AI determi...read more »
2024 Archive: The "AI" Targeter
Why did the Pentagon start using "Project Maven"? To prove that a...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition
In 1997, the military world was obsessed with "Information Superi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2025
Why the "Neural-Link"? Because "Winning Hearts" is easier when yo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The A-50 "Disappearing Act"
Why did the Russian Early Warning planes start retiring early in ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Strategic" Silence on Space War
Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Satellite Tag" is that n...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Contractor" in Orbit
Why the high pay? Because "Space Security" in 2025 requires a lot...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Combat Camera" Swarm View
Why the "Hive" perspective? To make sure the taxpayers feel like ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!