2009 Classic: The Modern Warfare 2 Sick Day

Why was the office empty in November? Because the entire team was “on a mission” in Rio de Janeiro (virtually).

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Mastering the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing....read more »

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Welcome to 1998 – the year Windows 98 debuted with a fa...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of&n...read more »

Excel is a powerful tool, provided you don’t break the formulas.I...read more »

Why does the boss look like a Greek god? Because the AI "enhance...read more »

Why was the ledger so "Alpha"? Because the accountant used a "Co...read more »

Welcome to 2022 – the year we stopped writing our own emails and ...read more »

Why did the worker open the 1995-2025 Archive? To see if the jok...read more »

Welcome to 2017 – the year the office sounded like a swarm of bee...read more »

Welcome to 2021 – the year of the "Great Resignation," ...read more »

The specific energy brought to the office after a short weekend.I...read more »

The annual tradition of pretending we both know what my job title...read more »

The journey that defines your mood for the next eight hours.My co...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1607/26/2001 06:28I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club05/07/1998 23:44A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Agent_Smith_0108/30/2009 06:01It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Salad_Fingers_F07/07/2001 00:59I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Android_Bot_9905/03/2014 17:17Beep boop. Humor recognized.