2001 Legacy: The Sex on the Beach
A guy orders one and the bartender says, “Can you say that louder? My grandmother didn’t hear you.” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Sex on the Beach
2001 Classic: The Hannibal Manners
Why Anthony Hopkins? For proving that even after ten years, Dr. Lecter is still the only villain who can make eating a brain look like… Read More »2001 Classic: The Hannibal Manners
2001 Vintage: The Broken Guitar
Why did the guitar go to jail? For “fretting” too much. Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Broken Guitar
2000 Legacy: The Computer
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a “hard drive” issue. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Computer
2000 Archive: The Blackberry 957
Why was it called a “thump-top”? Because you could only type with your thumbs and a lot of frustration. Part of the 73 Office Groaners:… Read More »2000 Archive: The Blackberry 957
2000 Vintage: The Space Cowboys
Why are older men like the guys in Space Cowboys? They’re going into a place they don’t understand (the internet) and they’re hoping their equipment doesn’t fail. Part… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Space Cowboys
2000 Archive: The Kim-Kim Summit
Why were the two Koreas shaking hands? Because for a brief moment in 2000, it looked like the Cold War was finally over in Asia… Read More »2000 Archive: The Kim-Kim Summit
1999 Archive: The Memory
“Doctor, I can’t remember my password.” “This is a medical clinic, not an ISP.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever &… Read More »1999 Archive: The Memory
1999 Classic: The Aftermath
It’s Jan 1st, 2000. A guy walks into the bar. The lights are on. The computer works. He says, “I wasted $5,000 on canned beans… Read More »1999 Classic: The Aftermath
1998 Classic: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer follow the funeral procession? He was hoping for a “last-minute codicil.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines… Read More »1998 Classic: The Inheritance