1998 Classic: The Inheritance

Why did the lawyer follow the funeral procession? He was hoping for a “last-minute codicil.”

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@AltaVista_Pro11/25/2001 14:08Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz06/05/2005 19:34The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Men_In_Black_K09/12/2001 03:28We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@DragonBall_Z_G08/26/2014 10:29His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Toolbar_Hater12/13/2004 04:18My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Shut_Up_Money08/02/2011 04:26Shut up and take my laughter!

@Mobile_Web_0101/29/2014 02:35Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!