1999 Archive: The Memory

“Doctor, I can’t remember my password.” “This is a medical clinic, not an ISP.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

@Scanner_Darkly02/15/2011 21:16I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Hellboy_Red01/16/2005 19:26I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy11/01/2011 12:45That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Brick_Tamland_L02/05/2010 23:28I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Keyboard_Cat_P05/26/2012 13:40Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Mobile_Web_0105/20/2008 07:12Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!