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2002 Classic: The “James Bond” Fence

 Why Madonna’s song? For being the first Bond theme that sounded like a robot having a mid-life crisis.

Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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