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2003 Archive: The 2003 MLB All-Star “This Time It Matters”

Why was the rule changed? Because after the ’02 tie, MLB decided the winning league gets home-field advantage—a rule everyone hated for 15 years.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom11/20/2015 12:02I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Discman_Skipper01/30/2001 23:49Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Toy_Story_Buzz05/30/1998 11:38To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Independence_Day11/08/2007 13:09Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@StarWars_Nerd03/28/1999 11:19The farce is strong with this one!
@Baywatch_Runner08/23/1998 09:02Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Fight_Club_Tyler05/01/2006 14:22The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Flash_Intro_Hater03/22/2010 07:06Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

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