Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a “hard drive” issue.
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
The highest note of humor!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
Actually, it IS a cool story!