Why did the President like the movie? Because he also felt like he was a “New Guy” in a strange land, trying to talk to people who were blue (mostly because of the economy).
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Press the button for more humor!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!