Why were the girls so protective of the dessert? Because they knew “the goodies would stay in the jar” until after the main course.
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🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Digital Napkins"
Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2
Why were there so many gothic teenagers in 100-degree heat? Becau...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Space Odysseys” Edition
In 2001, Independence Day felt like the true start of the 21st ce...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Million Dollar Baby" Bounce
Why was the 4th so "Funky"? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Self-Driving" Lawn Chairs
Why were the guests moving around? Because the chairs were progra...read more »
The History Lesson
My uncle was drunk on the Fourth of July and decided to give the ...read more »
36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Hope” Edition
In 2008, Independence Day was a mix of superhero optimism and eco...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2021 “Vaxed & Waxed” Edition
In 2021, Independence Day was the "Reunion Tour." We were finally...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Grill Master
Why was the host so relaxed? Because he bought a "GPT-Grill" that...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
W 2023 roku Dzień Niepodległości był „Różowo-Radioaktywny”. Celeb...read more »
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38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & The Force Awakens” Edition
In 2015, Independence Day was a "Social Experiment." We were all ...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2024 “Stanley Cups & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »
2025 Archive: The Superman (James Gunn) Hype
Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because the new Man of Steel arrived...read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Independence Day was a "Tactile Experience." We were all...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
One billion... laughs!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).