2010 Archive: The Social Network Ending
“I’m refreshing my page waiting for a ‘Friend Request’.” “In 2010, that’s the loneliest sound in the world.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream… Read More »2010 Archive: The Social Network Ending
2010 Legacy: The Black Eyed Peas’ Return
Why did they win Best Pop Vocal Album? Because “I Gotta Feeling” was played so much that it’s now legally part of the background noise… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Black Eyed Peas’ Return
2009 Classic: The Rise of FarmVille
Why were we all farmers? Because Zynga realized that the human brain is hardwired to enjoy clicking on digital strawberries and bothering 400 Facebook friends… Read More »2009 Classic: The Rise of FarmVille
2008 Archive: The Google Chrome Beta
Why did the lawyer switch to Chrome? He heard it “incognito” mode was a great way to research “offshore banking” without a paper trail. Part… Read More »2008 Archive: The Google Chrome Beta
2008 Vintage: The Iron Man Hype
The group of eighth graders who spent all of recess trying to build an imaginary superhero suit out of cardboard boxes and silver duct tape… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Iron Man Hype
2007 Classic: The “Contractor” Beard 2.0
Why did it get longer in 2007? To signify that the wearer had surpassed “Ex-Special Forces” and entered the “Viking with a Corporate Expense Account”… Read More »2007 Classic: The “Contractor” Beard 2.0
2007 Vintage: The “Chocolate Rain” Video
Why was the ghost moving away from the mic to breathe? Because Tay Zonday made the most mysterious song of the year, and we all… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Chocolate Rain” Video
2006 Archive: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the Wii? Because he proved he was the only one who could “swing the controller” with enough legal force. Part… Read More »2006 Archive: The Divorce Settlement
2006 Archive: The Mouse “Side Buttons”
Why was the accountant so fast? He mapped “Copy” and “Paste” to his thumb and became a god. Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2006 Archive: The Mouse “Side Buttons”
2005 Vintage: The Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Election
Why was Iran’s new President so scary to the West? Because he had a jacket from the 70s and a nuclear ambition from the future.… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Election