1996 Archive: The Cordless Phone Search

Wandering through every room of the house trying to locate the heavy white cordless telephone that is currently buried under a pile of mail.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and...read more »

Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly on...read more »

In 2011, growing older meant entering a world where people were s...read more »

In 2001, growing older meant entering the high-tech millennium wh...read more »

Yelling directly back at the dashboard electronic map display bec...read more »

Being blocked from opening your own kitchen fridge because the bu...read more »

In 1997, growing older meant standing at the ultimate crossroads ...read more »

Loudly arguing with a supermarket clerk because you refuse to sca...read more »

Hanging up the telephone on your own son because his voice sounde...read more »

Refusing to look at a calendar app on a smartphone, firmly mainta...read more »

Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matc...read more »

Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will...read more »

In 2018, growing older meant watching your grandchildren swing th...read more »

In 2020, growing older meant navigating a world where you suddenl...read more »

@Lord_Of_The_Rings11/24/2001 21:43One joke to rule them all!

@Sixth_Sense_Cole06/08/2009 06:21I see funny people... everywhere!

@Iron_Man_Tony05/31/2000 17:51I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@E_T_Phone_Home10/21/2008 16:33E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Dale_Doback_Fan05/12/2003 17:45Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Pwnage_King09/27/1999 04:34Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.