2018 Classic: The Flower
I’m “blooming” in the spotlight. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Fortnite (Part 2)
She asked why everyone is obsessed with “Victory Royales.” I told her it’s about being the last one standing. She said, “So it’s exactly like… Read More »2018 Classic: The Fortnite (Part 2)
2017 Legacy: The “Salt Bae” Style
Why was the Dad seasoning the ribs so dramatically? Because he saw a Turkish chef sprinkle salt off his elbow and decided that “Patriotic Seasoning”… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Salt Bae” Style
2017 Classic: Covfefe
What does “Covfefe” actually mean? Nobody knows, but for six hours in May, it was the most important word in the English language, proving that… Read More »2017 Classic: Covfefe
2017 Legacy: The La La Land/Moonlight Blunder
“I’d like to announce that our anniversary dinner was a success! Oh, wait… I’m sorry, there’s a mistake. The dinner was actually a disaster, I’m reading… Read More »2017 Legacy: The La La Land/Moonlight Blunder
2017 Legacy: The Shape of Water Romance
A movie about a woman who falls in love with a fish-man. 2017 is the year we decided that “it’s complicated” is an understatement. Part… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Shape of Water Romance
2016 Vintage: The Galaxy Note 7
A guy puts his phone on the bar. The bartender says, “Is that a mobile device or a small explosive device? Keep it away from… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Galaxy Note 7
2015 Archive: The Dog
I’m “barking” up the right server. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Legacy: The Chris Stapleton “Traveller”
Why the Justin Timberlake duet? For the moment country music found its new soul-king and the world actually started listening. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Chris Stapleton “Traveller”
2015 Classic: The Andre Iguodala Finals MVP
Why was Steph Curry confused? Because his teammate won the trophy for “stopping” LeBron, even though LeBron still averaged 35 points a game. Part of… Read More »2015 Classic: The Andre Iguodala Finals MVP