2004 Vintage: The Hourly Rate

Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent blinking? “High-frequency visual data refreshes.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »

@Britney_Spears_Fan04/01/2015 04:16Oops, I laughed again!

@Bill_Ted_Excell11/11/2008 16:40Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Rick_Roller_0712/07/1999 13:50Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Second_Life_Avy07/21/1997 06:59In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Mondo_Media_X10/07/2011 12:02Top tier web animation humor!