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A guy puts his phone on the bar. The bartender says, “Is that a mobile device or a small explosive device? Keep it away from the spirits.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

A guy tries to "scroll" the coaster with his thumb.Part of the 5...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

@Netscape_Ninja02/05/2010 02:28Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Napster_Search01/09/2013 22:33Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Uncle_Rico_9807/28/2001 05:03I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Double_Rainbow_G09/18/1996 14:24What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker01/18/2003 16:41This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Pwnage_King03/11/2002 03:25Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Mind_Blown_Gif03/23/2002 14:43*Boom* - there goes my brain!

@Web_2_0_Fan02/17/2014 16:36This is the future of humor!