“I’d like to announce that our anniversary dinner was a success! Oh, wait… I’m sorry, there’s a mistake. The dinner was actually a disaster, I’m reading the wrong card.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
One does not simply read one joke.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?