2023 Archive: The Meta Quest 3
Why was the manager waving his hands? “It’s Mixed Reality! I can see my emails and the actual coffee machine at the same time!” Part… Read More »2023 Archive: The Meta Quest 3
2023 Archive: The Bread
I’m “rising” with the new tech boom. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Archive: The “Lazy Girl Job” Trend
Why was nobody helping with the dishes? Because they were all looking for “Lazy Girl Jobs” and washing pans didn’t fit the vibe of a… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Lazy Girl Job” Trend
2023 Vintage: The Poor Things Eyes
Why Emma Stone? For a performance that proved that being a “reanimated toddler-woman” in a steampunk version of Lisbon is the weirdest and fastest way… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Poor Things Eyes
2023 Legacy: The Grimace Shake Survivor
One, but they’re doing it while being hunted by a giant purple mascot. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The Barbenheimer Glow… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Grimace Shake Survivor
2021 Legacy: Yellowjackets
Why was the soccer team so scary? Because the show premiered and made us all a little nervous about “sharing” a meal in the wilderness.… Read More »2021 Legacy: Yellowjackets
2021 Legacy: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent “explaining what a blockchain is”? “Strategic digital literacy training.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Hourly Rate
2019 Classic: VSCO Girls
Why was there a constant clinking sound? Because every teen girl at the table had a Hydro Flask, a scrunchie on her wrist, and kept… Read More »2019 Classic: VSCO Girls
2018 Archive: The Queer Eye Guy (Jonathan)
“Can you believe?! This socket is having a MOMENT!” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive. Historically Verified
2018 Archive: The Mowgli Darker
Why the mo-cap? For Andy Serkis’s version of the jungle that was so realistic and grim that children wanted to go back to the singing… Read More »2018 Archive: The Mowgli Darker