Why the mo-cap? For Andy Serkis’s version of the jungle that was so realistic and grim that children wanted to go back to the singing bear version immediately.
Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Snap, Shallow Notes & Quiet Ghouls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2014 “Awesome Mix, Black Holes & Not Quite My Tempo” Edition
In 2014, Hollywood went for the heart and the eardrums. It was th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Minecraft Movie Square-off
Why does everything look like a block? For a movie that proved th...read more »
37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls, Spider-Man 2 & Pink Wednesdays” Edition
In 2004, Hollywood was obsessed with consequences. It was the yea...read more »
41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2003 “Pirate Swagger, Fish Finding & The King’s Return” Edition
In 2003, Hollywood decided that more is definitely more. It was t...read more »
2023 Classic: The Killers of the Flower Moon Length
Why the three and a half hours? Because Martin Scorsese decided t...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2015 “Chewie We’re Home, Bear Fights & Shiny Chrome” Edition
In 2015, Hollywood was all about grit and nostalgia. It was the y...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Asteroid City Symmetry
Why the play? For the most "Wes Anderson" movie yet, where the ac...read more »
2024 Classic: The 2024 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Crossover"? Because it was the year of the "Event Movie"...read more »
2025 Archive: The Insidious
The Further: Why the title? For a franchise that has spent so muc...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Nosferatu Shadow
Why Bill Skarsgård? For a remake that proved that even after 100 ...read more »
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39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2013 “Wolf’s Quaaludes, Frozen Ears & Space Panic” Edition
In 2013, Hollywood went to extremes. It was the year we learned t...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Little Mermaid Underwater
Why Halle Bailey? For a remake that proved her voice is magical e...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Poor Things Eyes
Why Emma Stone? For a performance that proved that being a "reani...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2025 “Man of Steel, Fire Ash & The Multiverse Fatigue” Edition
In 2025, Hollywood finally decided that "dark and gritty" was out...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
The farce is strong with this one!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!