Why did it get longer in 2007? To signify that the wearer had surpassed “Ex-Special Forces” and entered the “Viking with a Corporate Expense Account” phase.
Part of the 41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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