Why was the ghost moving away from the mic to breathe? Because Tay Zonday made the most mysterious song of the year, and we all felt the “rain” coming.
Part of the 33 Halloween Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Classic: The "Planet of the Apes" (Proximus Caesar)
Why was the ape shouting "WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!"? Because he was ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Retro" 2010s
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34 Halloween Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, Halloween was a mix of cosmic tragedy and battle royale ...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survivor & Gladiator” Edition
In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition
In 2025, Halloween is no longer just a ghost holiday; it's a fest...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
In 2007, Halloween was a digital revolution. We were trading our ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Apple" Dance
Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »
2025 Classic: Neuralink "Telepathy"
Why was the kid just staring at the candy bowl without moving? He...read more »
2025 Classic: Saw XI
Why was the trap so high-tech? Because Jigsaw's apprentice is now...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Halloween felt like the start of a cinematic golden age....read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: 28 Years Later
Why were the zombies so sophisticated? Because after nearly three...read more »
2025 Vintage: Humanoid Robots
Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Deepfake" Prank
Why did the homeowner look like your high school teacher? Because...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Multi-Cloud" Witch
Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!