Why was Team USA sweating? Because Lithuania almost beat them in the semi-finals, proving that the rest of the world had finally learned how to… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Olympic Basketball “Dream Team” Scare
I asked her why she was smiling at her computer. She said, “Someone on the message board agreed with me.” I haven’t agreed with her… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Smile
Why Carmen Electra in The Chosen One? For being the human embodiment of a “straight to VHS” sticker. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why were the distance runners tired? Because Haile was breaking world records so often that the track officials just kept the stopwatch running. Part of… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Haile Gebrselassie Records
Why did he call himself “King of the World”? Because in 1997, he spent $200 million to sink a ship and ended up swimming in… Read More »1997 Vintage: James Cameron
Why did it fail? Because it was a “Joint” project, and in 1997, “Joint” meant everyone brings their own problems to the table and no… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Tactical UAV “Outrider” Failure
How did we find out if a house was giving out full-size bars? We “asked” a virtual butler on the web, and he gave us… Read More »1996 Classic: Ask Jeeves
Wandering through every room of the house trying to locate the heavy white cordless telephone that is currently buried under a pile of mail. Part… Read More »1996 Archive: The Cordless Phone Search
Shadows of the Empire: Why did N64 fans have a “Snowy” Christmas? Because they spent 48 hours straight trying to trip AT-ATs on Hoth instead of… Read More »1996 Legacy: Star Wars
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up, I’m getting tired of standing! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Harry (Again)
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