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1996 Legacy: Star Wars

Shadows of the Empire: Why did N64 fans have a “Snowy” Christmas? Because they spent 48 hours straight trying to trip AT-ATs on Hoth instead of eating ham.

Part of the 40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.105/15/2011 18:47Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Diablo_Cow_Level04/14/2001 08:29There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Nsync_Justin02/01/2009 08:56Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Daria_Morg08/11/2015 07:07My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Wild_Thornberry07/12/2015 21:34Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Woman_Yelling_C12/16/2001 12:48The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran09/11/1999 11:44Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Boxxy_Queen01/18/2001 18:07I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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