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1998 Vintage: The Haile Gebrselassie Records

Why were the distance runners tired? Because Haile was breaking world records so often that the track officials just kept the stopwatch running.

Part of the 44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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