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1996 Classic: Ask Jeeves

How did we find out if a house was giving out full-size bars? We “asked” a virtual butler on the web, and he gave us a list of 400 irrelevant websites about British monarchy.

Part of the 36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: Saw XI
Why was the trap so high-tech? Because Jigsaw's apprentice is now...read more »
2025 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy's 2
Why was the pizzeria even scarier? Because the toys got an upgrad...read more »
2020 Joke: Why Did The Ghost
Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he had no body to go w...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition
In 2005, Halloween was a mix of tragic space operas, the birth of...read more »
2023 Vintage: M3GAN
Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »
2023 Vintage: The "Kevin James" Smirk
Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »
1999 Joke: A Zombie Walked Into
A zombie walked into a Halloween party and everyone screamed. He ...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Don’t Skeletons Ever
Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the gu...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Deepfake" Prank
Why did the homeowner look like your high school teacher? Because...read more »
2023 Vintage: Talk to Me
Why was everyone holding a ceramic hand? Because it’s the best wa...read more »

😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: Blade (If it finally came out)
Why was the vampire hunter so... old? Because we waited so long f...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Lab-Grown" Candy
Why did the Snickers taste like "sustainable algae"? Because 2025...read more »
2023 Legacy: Elemental
Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Retreat
Why were the "cool" monsters sitting in a circle without any tech...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_302/21/2007 22:54Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@SpiderMan_Tobey06/08/2002 11:00With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Iron_Man_Tony01/15/1995 12:43I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Borat_Very_Nice09/09/1995 00:02Very nice! Great success!
@IMVU_Chatter11/22/2014 18:453D laughs are the best!
@Fred_Channel_0608/07/2006 02:53HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Retweet_King10/12/2010 14:56RT if you think this is funny!

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