Why was Team USA sweating? Because Lithuania almost beat them in the semi-finals, proving that the rest of the world had finally learned how to play.
Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
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No way! That’s too much!
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