Why did it fail? Because it was a “Joint” project, and in 1997, “Joint” meant everyone brings their own problems to the table and no one brings a solution.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition
In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Night Vision" White Phosphor Gen 4
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36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The "Patriot" vs. "Everything"
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2024 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Fatigue
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2024 Classic: The "Stryker" Anti-Drone Cage
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33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition
In 2012, the military survived the supposed Mayan end of the worl...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Quantum" Encryption Race
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2024 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2024
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
One billion... laughs!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
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Posting this to my own wall right now!