2000 Classic: The Dial-Up Blockade

“I couldn’t look up the historical facts because my sister was downloading a single Britney Spears song on Napster for five hours.”

🔥 Top 10: The School & Teacher Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Matrix_Glitch07/19/2005 17:39There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@StreetFighter_Ken10/30/2006 12:26Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Bluetooth_Bot02/14/1997 01:09Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Kill_Bill_Bride05/21/2012 00:54I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Tina_Eat_Food11/22/2014 20:40Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Doge_Much_Funny09/16/2015 21:21Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.