Why were we all farmers? Because Zynga realized that the human brain is hardwired to enjoy clicking on digital strawberries and bothering 400 Facebook friends for “help” with a virtual tractor.
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🔥 Top 10: 2006-2015 Modern Era Joke Archive
2015 Legacy: The Launch of Periscope
Why were we watching people's fridges? Because live-streaming be...read more »
2014 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2014
Why were we so ready for 2015? Because we were tired of being we...read more »
2015 Archive: The Launch of Discord
Why did the gamers leave Skype? Because a new app arrived that d...read more »
2015 Classic: The "Dabbing" Trend
Why were we sneezing into our elbows? Because Cam Newton and eve...read more »
2015 Vintage: Hamilton on Broadway
Why were we rapping about the Treasury? Because Lin-Manuel Miran...read more »
2014 Legacy: Pharrell Williams' Hat
Why was it so big? Because the song "Happy" played so frequently...read more »
2013 Legacy: The Launch of Docker
Why was everything in a "container"? Because developers decided ...read more »
2012 Classic: The Launch of Candy Crush Saga
Why was everyone asking for "lives"? Because King created a digi...read more »
2014 Legacy: Landing on a Comet (Rosetta Mission)
Why was it a success? Because humanity landed a probe on a speed...read more »
2013 Archive: The Launch of "Vine Stars"
Why were teenagers getting famous for doing nothing? Because six...read more »
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2014 Classic: The Steam Summer Sale
Why were our wallets crying? Because in 2014, buying games we wo...read more »
2015 Classic: The Launch of the Tesla Model X
Why did the doors open like wings? Because Elon Musk wanted a ca...read more »
2013 Archive: The "Twerking" Controversy
Why was Miley Cyrus everywhere? Because the VMAs happened, and s...read more »
2013 Classic: The Launch of "Cookie Clicker"
Why were we clicking a giant cookie? Because 2013 was the year o...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!