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2006 Archive: The Divorce Settlement

 Why did the lawyer get the Wii? Because he proved he was the only one who could “swing the controller” with enough legal force.

Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes08/19/2007 06:08Standard classic. Never gets old.
@PalmPilot_Pro07/12/1996 14:29Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Resident_Evil_Z09/09/2011 19:35Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Clueless_Cher04/15/2007 23:54As if! This is too funny.
@Reservoir_Joe07/09/2015 07:59Professional humor for professional people.
@Midi_Background01/18/2010 11:04Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@CounterStrike_Pro09/01/1999 07:49Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Frag_Master_9912/30/1997 10:03Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Map_Maker_X01/04/2014 03:08The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Filter_Fanatic01/21/2010 08:39This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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