Why did the lawyer get the Wii? Because he proved he was the only one who could “swing the controller” with enough legal force.
Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
As if! This is too funny.
Professional humor for professional people.
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.