Why did the lawyer switch to Chrome? He heard it “incognito” mode was a great way to research “offshore banking” without a paper trail.
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
I choose to believe it’s funny.