2008 Vintage: The Rum and Coke
“The Captain is still sailing, even if the market isn’t.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Rum and Coke
2007 Legacy: The America’s Next Top Model
“One, but they have to ‘smize’ until the filament glows.” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World went “Touch”… Read More »2007 Legacy: The America’s Next Top Model
2007 Vintage: The Alberto Gonzales Resignation
Why did the Attorney General finally quit? Because “I don’t recall” is a great answer for a spy, but a terrible one for the guy… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Alberto Gonzales Resignation
2007 Legacy: The Brave Sandwich
Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get “crust-y.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Departed “Rat” Mystery
I spent the whole movie trying to figure out who the mole was, and I still can’t look at Matt Damon without being suspicious. Part… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Departed “Rat” Mystery
2006 Classic: The Talladega Nights
“I’m like Ricky Bobby. I just want to go fast!” “Then hurry up and finish the dishes, I want to go to sleep.” Part of the… Read More »2006 Classic: The Talladega Nights
2006 Legacy: The Wii
My wife and I played Wii Sports. She got so competitive in boxing that she accidentally punched me in the ear and then asked if… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Wii
2006 Vintage: The MacBook
Apple released a new laptop. It’s a “bright” idea for a “Mac-nificent” year. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition… Read More »2006 Vintage: The MacBook
2006 Archive: Twitter (Launch)
Why was the tech-cousin’s holiday update so short? Because “twttr” launched, and he spent the day trying to fit his gratitude for a new sweater… Read More »2006 Archive: Twitter (Launch)
2006 Archive: The End
I’m “done”—see you in 2007! Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified