2020 Classic: The Hamilton “Disney+ Room”
Why the “Hamil-fans”? For the year we all sat in our living rooms and watched a Broadway show on a screen, pretending we were in… Read More »2020 Classic: The Hamilton “Disney+ Room”
2019 Classic: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019… Read More »2019 Classic: The Cake
2019 Classic: The FaceID Sanctuary Flash
A parishioner in a dimly lit pew trying to check his phone during a long reading, only for the bright screen to instantly flash at… Read More »2019 Classic: The FaceID Sanctuary Flash
2018 Archive: The 2018 Fortnite World Cup
People are winning millions of dollars for playing a video game. I’m currently paying $15 for a burger. I chose the wrong career. Part of… Read More »2018 Archive: The 2018 Fortnite World Cup
2018 Vintage: The Car Trip
We drove to the forest. She said the trees were “too close together.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa”… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Car Trip
2017 Classic: The Last Jedi
Why was the fandom divided? Because Luke Skywalker was drinking green milk and throwing his lightsaber away, and everyone spent Christmas dinner arguing about whether… Read More »2017 Classic: The Last Jedi
2017 Legacy: The Thor
Ragnarok: A guy walks in with a hammer and says, “He’s a friend from work!” The bartender says, “The Hulk is still banned for breaking the… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Thor
2017 Classic: The “Blueberry” Uniform Final Funeral
Why did the Navy finally burn them? To make sure no one ever again wears a camouflage designed to hide you in the water you… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Blueberry” Uniform Final Funeral
2016 Legacy: Black Mirror (San Junipero)
Why was the 80s vibe so strong? Because the show gave us a “happy” episode for once, and we all wanted to live in a… Read More »2016 Legacy: Black Mirror (San Junipero)
2016 Legacy: The Drake
“One Dance.” I told her I need one dance. She said, “You need one shower. Go.” Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Drake