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Why did the Navy finally burn them? To make sure no one ever again wears a camouflage designed to hide you in the water you just fell into.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why the Mach 7 upgrade? To deliver a "Message of Peace" so fast t...read more »

In 2000, the world breathed a sigh of relief because the computer...read more »

In 2008, the military was caught between a global recession and a...read more »

Why the "Dog-Drone"? Because a mechanical dog doesn't need to be ...read more »

Why did everyone's Tinder say they were in Cairo? To prove that "...read more »

Why the debate? Because we’re not sure if giving the "Red Button"...read more »

Why the sixth sense? To ensure the "Operator" can see the future,...read more »

In 2012, the military survived the supposed Mayan end of the worl...read more »

Why? Because in 2024, you aren't "Combat Ready" unless your finge...read more »

Why did it taste like plastic? Because in 2025, even the food is ...read more »

In 2001, the "New World Order" of the 90s evaporated in a single ...read more »

Why did the Navy build ships with no kitchens? Because in 2025, i...read more »

Why did 2024 see "Fire from the Sky"? Because someone realized th...read more »

Why were the 2025 spies so small? Because the military started us...read more »

@Dial_Up_King11/17/2006 13:35Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Donny_V_ShutUp04/29/2008 21:42Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Daria_Morg06/05/2013 00:11My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Flashdance_What07/02/2011 10:12What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Pretty_In_Pink03/07/2013 16:16Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@AllYourBase_9901/09/2009 07:20All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Friday_Rebecca10/28/1995 12:10Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!