A parishioner in a dimly lit pew trying to check his phone during a long reading, only for the bright screen to instantly flash at 100% brightness as the front-facing camera frantically tries to recognize his face in the dark.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2019 “Wireless Streaming, Smart Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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