2014 Archive: The Instagram Filter
Why did the lawyer use “Aden”? To make his “hostile takeover” look “soft and nostalgic.” Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa &… Read More »2014 Archive: The Instagram Filter
2013 Legacy: The Save
I’m “keeping” my high score in Flappy Bird. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: The Scholastic Book Fair Poster
Buying a giant glossy picture of a modern military shooter game or a pop star and realizing your metal locker is way too small to… Read More »2012 Archive: The Scholastic Book Fair Poster
2012 Classic: The Gangnam Style Disruption
Why did the principal look so deeply exhausted during the lunch period? Because the entire freshman class refused to sit down, transforming the cafeteria into… Read More »2012 Classic: The Gangnam Style Disruption
2012 Vintage: The Adam Scott British Open Collapse
Why did Australia cry in July? Because Scott led by four shots with four holes to play and managed to lose. (Don’t worry, he got… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Adam Scott British Open Collapse
2011 Classic: The Green Lantern
We saw the movie. I told her I have the ring of power. She said, “Is it the ‘Power to forget to call your mother’… Read More »2011 Classic: The Green Lantern
2010 Legacy: The Justin Bieber Fan
“And I was like… Baby, baby, baby, NO! The light went out!” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of the… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Justin Bieber Fan
2009 Legacy: The Slumdog Millionaire Part 2
“I won the jackpot!” “In the lottery?” “No, I found a $20 bill in the pocket of my jeans from last winter. I’m rich!” Part of the… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Slumdog Millionaire Part 2
2009 Classic: The Flower
I’m “blooming.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The RAM
Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software. Part of the 56… Read More »2008 Archive: The RAM