I spent the whole movie trying to figure out who the mole was, and I still can’t look at Matt Damon without being suspicious.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
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