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2021 Legacy: The Negotiation

 Why did the lawyer do the “Squid Game” salute during the settlement? To remind the other side that “elimination” was the only other option.

Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9601/01/2011 03:07What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Snake_Game_Pro09/03/1999 19:23I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Saved_By_The_Bell10/06/2001 09:42I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Married_With_Kids05/31/1998 09:12Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Avatar_Na_vi05/15/2004 01:31I see you... laughing!
@Blink_182_Mark09/08/1999 22:28What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Flashdance_What12/01/2014 11:19What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Search_Scout_9909/07/2011 07:03Scouting the web for gems like this.
@No_Way_Jose10/11/2012 14:44No way! That’s too much!

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