Why did the lawyer do the “Squid Game” salute during the settlement? To remind the other side that “elimination” was the only other option.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
The Billable Hour
Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Partner
Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition
In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition
In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Negotiation
A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
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The Robin Hood Logic
Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Prompt Audit
A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition
In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Graduation
A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
I see you... laughing!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Scouting the web for gems like this.
No way! That’s too much!