2005 Archive: The Tree
I’m “branching” out into social media. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Legacy: The Website
I’m “weaving” a social network. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: Alone in the Dark
Why Uwe Boll? Because he became the first director to treat a video game adaptation like a personal vendetta against the concept of entertainment. Part… Read More »2005 Classic: Alone in the Dark
2004 Vintage: The Generic
“Is this generic?” “It’s so generic the label is just a question mark.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Generic
2004 Legacy: The Terminal
Why was Tom Hanks stuck at the airport? Because in 2004, airport security was so tight that if your country stopped existing, you couldn’t even… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Terminal
2004 Archive: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.” Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Archive: The Chip
2002 Legacy: The American Idol Premiere
Why were the BBQ guests so judgmental? Because the show just started in June, and suddenly everyone was acting like Simon Cowell whenever someone sang… Read More »2002 Legacy: The American Idol Premiere
2001 Vintage: The Atkins Diet
A guy orders a burger with no bun and a bucket of whiskey. The bartender says, “Health is wealth, I guess.” Part of the 74… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Atkins Diet
2000 Archive: The Spreadsheet Rows
Why did the accountant reach the end of the world? He scrolled to row 65,536 and realized Excel 2000 had limits. Part of the 73… Read More »2000 Archive: The Spreadsheet Rows
1999 Vintage: The Work-Life Balance
What is a lawyer’s idea of a “New Year’s Party”? A meeting where they only bill for 50 minutes of every hour. Part of the… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Work-Life Balance