Why were the BBQ guests so judgmental? Because the show just started in June, and suddenly everyone was acting like Simon Cowell whenever someone sang “The Star-Spangled Banner” off-key.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.