1999 Classic: The “Last Kiss” Cover
Pearl Jam made a depressing 60s song a hit again, because 1999 wasn’t sad enough with the Y2K threat. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Last Kiss” Cover
1998 Classic: Bill Clinton
Why was the President the biggest celebrity of the year? Because he turned the phrase “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” into… Read More »1998 Classic: Bill Clinton
1998 Classic: The Billy Crystal “Titanic” Entrance
Why did Billy Crystal appear on the screen inside the ship? To show that even in a billion-dollar disaster, there’s always room for a guy… Read More »1998 Classic: The Billy Crystal “Titanic” Entrance
1996 Archive: The Russian “Oscar II” Subs
Why were they so big? To fit all the disappointment of the post-Soviet Navy into one hull. Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Archive: The Russian “Oscar II” Subs
1996 Classic: The Jekyll & Hyde Joke
Why Sean Young? For proving that the only thing worse than one Sean Young is two Sean Youngs in the same body. Part of the… Read More »1996 Classic: The Jekyll & Hyde Joke
1996 Archive: The Video Store
She got banned from Blockbuster for trying to “rewind” a conversation she had with the clerk. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena… Read More »1996 Archive: The Video Store
1995 Legacy: The Nebraska Cornhuskers
Why was college football so scary? Because they were beating teams by 50 points and treating the “National Championship” like a light scrimmage. Part of… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Nebraska Cornhuskers
1995 Vintage: The Pill
He gave me a pill and said, “Take this if you feel a headache coming on.” I asked how the pill knows where my head… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Pill
1995 Classic: The Car Wash
I spent four hours waxing the car. It rained ten minutes later. She said, “God is trying to tell you to mow the lawn instead.”… Read More »1995 Classic: The Car Wash
1995 Vintage: The Floppy Disk
Why was the 3.5-inch disk so confident? Because it knew it was the “height of technology.” Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Floppy Disk