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1995 Legacy: The Nebraska Cornhuskers

 Why was college football so scary? Because they were beating teams by 50 points and treating the “National Championship” like a light scrimmage.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Ninja_Turtle_R08/12/2002 14:50Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Austin_Powers_Y11/26/1998 21:24Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
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@Mocking_Sponge10/19/2005 10:19mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Dogpile_Fan_Club01/14/2002 17:46All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Filter_Fanatic01/11/2005 03:14This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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