1996 Archive: The Russian “Oscar II” Subs

Why were they so big? To fit all the disappointment of the post-Soviet Navy into one hull.

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@Linux_Kernel_0.109/27/2000 08:14Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Full_House_Lover08/18/2009 23:04You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@QuickTime_Viewer11/14/2011 00:44Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Agent_Smith_0106/23/1996 04:25It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Pi_Mathematics09/01/2006 00:29Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Transformers_OP04/12/2006 12:29Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Ferris_Bueller12/19/2011 01:00Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@CompuServe_Classic01/30/1995 01:37Premium humor for premium members.