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1998 Classic: The Billy Crystal “Titanic” Entrance

Why did Billy Crystal appear on the screen inside the ship? To show that even in a billion-dollar disaster, there’s always room for a guy with a microphone and a tuxedo.

Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 1998 “Titanic, Celine & King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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