“One, but they have to ‘smize’ until the filament glows.”
Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World went “Touch” archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
True story! I was there!