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2009 Classic: The Flower

 I’m “blooming.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector12/13/2009 03:45This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Nsync_Justin09/15/2002 17:39Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Diva_Plavalaguna01/08/1999 04:00The highest note of humor!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie10/12/2002 10:32Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Liger_Owner_X08/07/2001 01:21It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Brennan_Huff_X09/24/2010 07:29I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Loituma_Girl03/04/2012 00:58Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@YouTube_Beta_User02/14/2011 13:06I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Map_Maker_X08/22/2001 10:24The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Anonymous_User05/23/2012 03:05We are many. We are laughing.

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