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2005 Classic: Alone in the Dark

 Why Uwe Boll? Because he became the first director to treat a video game adaptation like a personal vendetta against the concept of entertainment.

Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Independence_Day02/14/2009 21:03Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Retro_Gamer_Girl10/20/2015 12:54Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@CSS_Master_9911/09/2014 06:39Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Fat_Bastard_Get01/19/2008 14:27Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Overly_Attached02/21/2007 08:56I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Ancient_Aliens_G10/02/2005 21:33I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Delicious_Links09/20/2010 06:19Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Futurama_Fry_M07/13/2006 17:39Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
@Android_Bot_9911/02/2005 08:19Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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